A Bill Seeking To Regulate Use of the Word Vagina

Riley Escobar

Anonymous
It’s time for the government to stop women from using anatomically correct terms.



Last week, a Michigan state legislator was barred from speaking on the House floor because she used the word vagina in a statement about proposed abortion regulations in what is arguably the most restrictive bill yet proposed to curb reproductive freedom. State Republicans who rescinded her speaking privileges for a day variously expressed offense at Rep. Lisa Brown’s use of the word vagina or the context in which she used the word vagina or her use of the phrase no means no in describing a 50-page proposed bill that contains the word vagina three times.

Republican Rep. Mike Callton noted later that Brown’s comment “was so offensive, I don't even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company."

The scourge of women being allowed to speak the word vagina in a legislative debate over what happens when women use their vaginas must be stopped. And if women are not capable of regulating their own word choice, the state should regulate it for them. To that end, we propose that the Michigan House promptly enact HB-5711(b)—a bill to regulate the use of the word vagina by females in mixed company.

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The bill will include Part A(1)(a) providing that any women who seeks to use the word vagina in a floor debate be required to wait 72 hours after consulting with her physician before she may say it. It will also require her physician to certify in writing that said woman was not improperly coerced into saying the word vagina against her will. Section B(1)(d) provides that prior to allowing a female to say the word vagina a woman will have a mandatory visit with her physician at which he will read to her a scripted warning detailing the scientific evidence of the well-documented medical dangers inherent in saying the word vagina out loud, including the link between saying the word vagina and the risk of contracting breast cancer.

Because some women who say the word vagina in legislative proceedings occasionally come to regret having used the word, Part C(7) provides that there will also be mandatory counseling with counselors who have never used the word vagina in their lifetimes, and who would indeed die before they ever used such a word. Moreover the state health code is to be amended such that no woman who says the word vagina may do so out loud or in mixed company until and unless she is in a facility with full surgical capabilities. Objections that speech is not in fact a surgical procedure notwithstanding, it’s clear that the risk of saying the word vagina out loud is such that it should not be undertaken without proper medical safeguards to guarantee against any and all risks of negative consequences.

There is to be no exception in the event that a woman uses the word vagina as a result of rape, incest, or to preserve her health or ability to have future pregnancies. If women were intended to use the word vagina there would be a word for vaginas.

Also, provision d(9)(a) of the bill would amend the current law to ensure that if any listener who hears the word vagina spoken aloud—although it may be the medically correct term for a woman’s reproductive organs—feels any religious objections to such speech, that speech may be curtailed in the interest of preserving the listener’s religious freedom as detailed in the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. Any other marginally relevant provisions of the First Amendment to the United States Constitution are herein rescinded as needed.

Finally, Michigan state health statutes shall be amended by provision 12(b)(6) which provides that prior to speaking the word vagina out loud, any female resident of Michigan shall undergo a mandatory trans-vaginal ultrasound procedure, during which she must watch such ultrasound while listening to a government-scripted speech about the grave dangers of speaking anatomically correct words, aloud, in an enlightened democracy.

Such speech will, by necessity, include the word vagina.

Watch Rep. Lisa Brown's Michigan State House speech:


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The word vagina: It’s time to regulate against it. - Slate Magazine
 

OverLord Strum

New member
Focking republicans confused....what ever happened to the GOP mantra of less government?

Both sides of the aisle pissing me off lately.
 

mz_JazE

Southern Belle
:headbang:headbang I swear I really want to know who votes for these overly sensitive a-holes.
 

Taj

Loyalty to Loyalty
this ain real life
how u sposed to speak about reproductive choice and NOT use the word
 

Minxy

New member
lewwe talk bout castrating they asses and see what words they use.....:lol @ men afraaaaaaaaid of liberal women
 

mz_JazE

Southern Belle
There is to be no exception in the event that a woman uses the word vagina as a result of rape, incest, or to preserve her health or ability to have future pregnancies. If women were intended to use the word vagina there would be a word for vaginas.
guess she should have said cunt instead. I bet they would've been really clutching their pearls then.
 

Taj

Loyalty to Loyalty
so this is real
Last week, a Michigan state legislator was barred from speaking on the House floor because she used the word vagina in a statement about proposed abortion regulations in what is arguably the most restrictive bill yet proposed to curb reproductive freedom. State Republicans who rescinded her speaking privileges for a day variously expressed offense at Rep. Lisa Brown’s use of the word vagina
and slate jus doin what they do best in the rest of the article.
 

Red Pole

Registered User
If you replace the word vagina with another word eg ################, pu$$y, crutch, nannie, pum pum or cum bucket would that make it less offensive?
Facking idiots :headbang
 

Nica

SAINTSational
I would go in there and talk about pu$$y and see what happens.

This ain't life...this can't be life.

How can I contact Republican Rep. Mike Callton to speak to him about vaginas?

"if women were intended to use the word vagina, there would be a word for vaginas."

MUTHAFOCKER THE WORD IS VAGINA...

Yesterday on the news it was announced that Rep. Lisa Brown was going to perform the "Vagina Monologues" in protest.
 

Dr Insane

New member
Republicans are the biggest idiots yuh can find. They still live in the 1800's if that party doesn't change in 20 years they will be a thing of the pass.
 

str8_talk

Devine
If you replace the word vagina with another word eg ################, pu$$y, crutch, nannie, pum pum or cum bucket would that make it less offensive?
Facking idiots :headbang

lmao @ cum bucket.. i swear fuss time i hearin da one.. lol:rofl:

lol anywhoos.... wa wrong wid saying VAGINA.. :confused
 
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