Essiquibo said:hahaha u guys crack me up. NOBODY takes a shower everyday!! i usually do that once a week if anything. i wake up in morning, dress and go to work. if i not running late i might brush my teeth.
bkhoney said:one day i decided to do the "see how fast I can get to my door and open it if someone was chasing me" thing
i ran up the stairs, got to the door.... fumbled wit the key, dropped it, bent to pick it up.... hit my head on the door... picked up the key, fumbled again and dropped the key again...
then guess what... i started bawling like crazy cuz the pshycho serial killer woulda done kill me by now if it was real
Yuh mudda man said:You've been here barely long enuf tuh take ah shower, so you know nothing of me or how I speak, be it here or in real life. However, if my words are too large for you to wrap around your feeble mind, then kindly feel free tuh haul yuh mudda cunt.
Hope that helps....
Shy Boy said:Not every guy cheats. I seen a man be faithful to his woman for seven years. Then on the night he about to propose the woman go home with the bartender and leave him with a hundred dollar ring in his hand.
Originally Posted by Desperado
well i found way to get in shape since i lost my membership to 1-800-FRIENDS. i play frisbee with my pet tree in the backyard. he's not really a good partner bcuz when i throw the frisbee, mr. tree just watches it and never throws it back. so i just run to the tree and throw it back to where i was standing. i do it for a few hours until i get tired. i'm starting to think mr. tree doesnt like me either.